What the --?! (I) (1-26) (1988-1993)
Series No. Date Year Title
What the --?! 1 August 1988

Accounts overdrawn – Checks returned for lack of funds (Pulverizer)

The Bower Brats meet Clunk and Dagnabbit (Bower Brats, Clunk, Dagnabbit)
When Titans bunch! (The Unnecessary X-Persons, New Pubescents)
Secret Wars III (All the Villains in (and off) the world)
What the --?! 2 September 1988 My Badguy... My Enemy! (Superbman, Fantastical Four)
The Retirement of Knick Furey, Ex-Agent of S.H.E.E.L.D! (Knick Furey)
Woof 'R'eam! (Woof'R'eam)
The secret, unsuspected Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged (Doctor Deranged)
What the --?! 3 October 1988 Nevermore (Spider-Ham)
One day in the comics shop
Homecoming around again (Vizzion, Scarlett Wench)
Bat-Man
Eed up! (Scaredevil)
Mutant Beach Party! 1/2
What the --?! 4 November 1988 Mutant Beach Party! 2/2: The fall on the mutants
What if Shang-Chew were a fast food cook? (Shang-Chew)
The wacky disciple of Doctor Deranged! (Doctor Deranged)
When Titans clash! (Justice, Star Brand)
Lone Wolvie and Chris (Wolverine)
All-Scar Squadron (Captain America)
Hard Ball! (Capt. Marvel Ball; Wonder Ball; She-Bubbles; Black Bounce; Ghost Roller; Subunderhander)
The last Charlie America story (Forbush Man)
Four pages with Starchy (Starchy)
What the --?! 5 July 1989 Wake up and shoot the cofee or: tough guys don't prance (Pulverizer; Wulvoream)
This man, that monster - That man, this monster - this man, some other monster! (Bulk)
You, bet your dignity (U-tu; Scaredevil; Lout; Black Dolt; Longshort)
The Alien-ated Legion (Alien-ated Legion)

Ill-Conceived Character couplings or: Team-ups that will probably never get their own limited series… (Magnuto and Collasalus; Watchman, Silver Burpter, Mr. Fantastical, Boast and Pulverizer)

Lo! If this be not my father, my enemy...! (Mighty Sore)
What the --?! 6 January 1990 Smacks of vengeance! (Scaredevil)
Origin of the Pulverizer (Pulverizer)
Sore wants a haircut! (Mighty Sore)
Adventures into Boredom! Fear! (Man-Thang)
What the --?! 7 April 1990 Us against them! (The Revengers, Just-A-League)
Merry Mutant Melodies (X-Men, Excalibur, X-Factor)
Awful Flight (Awful Flight)
- (Patricia Walker)
What the --?! 8 July 1990 Return of the Forbush-Man (Forbush-Man)
After hours
Goon Knight (Goon Knight)
The Son of Satan censored (Son of Satan)
What the --?! 9 October 1990 Logon's Clause 1/8˝: Gone Fishin’ (Wolvie)
Panther's Pest 231/8 (The Black 'n Blue Panther)
Hotel Galacticus 2/4: Breakfast is served
Second guesses! (The Obscurity Legion)
What the --?! 10 January 1991 I'll be Doom for Christmas
The Jolly Jenetic Jyrations of Milk and Cookies! (Milk, Cookies)
Chap's new partner! (Chaplain America)
Ayehearva
What the --?! 11 March 1991 Okay, so it's not such a wonderfule life! (Daredevil)
This man, this meal! Or: Entree mean cuisine, exit She-Bulk (She-Bulk)
Auld Lang Syne... at Bud's Suds
Hazards of being a super-hero
What the --?! 12 May 1991 Moanin' the Bavarian (Moanin' the Bavarian)
Forbush Man in the Ravaged Land (Forbush-Man, Ka-Mart)
Married with Superpowers (Scarlet Itch, Albino)
Dear Marble
Cronan the Beerbarian (Cronan the Beerbarian)
Love is a many splintered thing
What the --?! 13 July 1991 Silver Burper (Silver Burper)
Bratman 2 The Movie (Bratman)
Let the Punisher fit the Clown (Obnoxio the Clown, Pulverizer)
An eye for an eyepatch (Fantastical Four)
What the --?! 14 September 1991 Tangled (Spittle Man)
Hazards of being a Super Hero
Jurassic Classic (Milk, Cookies)
Brain Games (Visionary, Scarlet Itch)
Forbush P.I. (Forbush-Man)
Super-villain dating game
What the --?! 15 November 1991 The strange young fighting frogs (Captain Super)
The Land Shark! (Wolverina; Ivory)
So how goes the war?! (Captain Ultra)
You know you've been reading too many comic books when...
Tony Stork - Spring/summer fashion catalog (Tony Stork)
- (Tony Stork)
Trouble in a Flash
What the --?! 16 January 1992 Ock around the Christmas tree (Ant-Man, Doctor Octopus)
The Grinch who swiped Chanuka (Milk and Cookies)
Someone to watch over me (Uatu the Watcher)
...are you man enough to enter the house of misery? (Forbush Man)
What the --?! Marbel: Superheroes got for X-Mas (Ghost Slider, Ka-Mart, Mod-dusa, Schlockjaw, What-iffer)
Monsterous Marble Mirth
What the --?! 17 March 1992 Teaming up for the money! (Wolverweenie, Pulverizer)
The Storyteller
The Fantastic Four World Tour 1992 (Fantastic Four)
Where ogles the Sleepgawker? (Sleepgawker)
Super hero funnies
What the --?! 18 May 1992 What if... Charlie America landed on Finnigan's Island (Charlie America)
Hoagy's Space Ark (Spider-Ham)
Psychiatrist to the Super-Heroes! (Doc Simson)
Down on the Marble Farm
Star Trash (Forbush Man)
What the --?! 19 July 1992 One of the Boys! or: Discharm school (Darkgeek, Ghost Writer, Pulverizer, Wolvie)
The Malted Falcon (Chaplin America, Baron Zero)
When worlds clyde! (Knick Furey)
Search of Cleanex! (Dr. Deranged)
What if... Peter Parker had not been bitten by a radiactive spider and become Spider-Man?
What the --?! 20 August 1992

Infinity Wart Crossover 1/4: The Infinity Wart Saga Part 1 (Forbush Man)

Infinity Wart Crossover 2/4: Lo, there shall come a Forbush (Milck and Cookies)
Infinity Wart Crossover 3/4: Pork for dinner, milk and cookies for dessert! (Peter Porker, the spectacular Spider-Ham)
Infinity Wart Crossover 4/4: Leadress of the pack! (Wolverina)
What the --?! 21 September 1992 Weapon X, Lies and Videotape (Weapon X)
Who was that Skrull I saw you with last night?
Be my Valentine... or else or: Cupid's Error (Sheeza-Hulk)
Driving Medoozy (Toast Rider)
What the --?! 22 October 1992 Nine lives hath the Cataclysm! (The Pulverizer, Wolverweenie)
What goes up must come down! (Spider-Ham)
Hazards of being a Super Villain
Salem's Pot (Forbush Man)
Guidance counselor
Captains Outrageous! (Captain America, U.S. Agent)
What the --?! 23 November 1992 The drop-kick that lifts your...um...spirit! (Superb Pro)
What i did over summer vacation (The New Worriers)
What if Forbush Man were a real Super Hero? (Forbush Man)
Guideo Mishap (Knock Furious)
The insult
What the --?! 24 December 1992 The Infinity Mitten!
The Green Gobbler returns (Spider-Ham)
House of whacks! (Obnoxio the Clown)
Bulk vs. Thang (for the umpteenth time) (Bulk, Thang)
Who knows what creature sleeps in the bed?
What the --?! 25 June 1993 The X-Men Classic (X-Men)
Milk run (The Eccentrics)
- (Eccs-Force)
Bratman and Bunny! (Bratman, Bunny)
Guardians of the crosswalk! (Guardians of the Galaxy)
A salute to the Silver Age
It ain't over till it's over (The Eccentrics)
What the --?! 26 September 1993 - (Spider-Ham 2099)
The Origin of the Silver Burper! (Silver Burper)
Beware of the Hicks-Men (Bulk)

What would happen if the unhumans tried to meet the Fantastical Four for their arrival on the moon? (Unhumans)

It’s our third story, so we have to face – Galacticus! (Milk and Cookies)
An Abhorrent affair…

What if the Fantastic Four stayed in the movie biz? (Fantastic Four)

To save me, why must I kill me? (Ecchscalibur)
Dumsday: The death of Forbush Man (Forbush Man)
Part corn, part machine, all sugar free! (Robocob)
Memories
Whe Sue was bored, or What's good for a goose... (Fantastic Four)
2099: A Marvel update